Im Sorry I Dont Find Garfield Funny

305buckets 12 months ago

Hey Garfield! Go tell that thing: "I'm sorry that your mother is a blender."

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1987/05/22
BJ40Premium Member 12 months ago

In the fourth comic frame, Garfield smashes up the talking scales … AGAIN.
Clarence 12 months ago

It's weird how the weight pad can talk
codycab 12 months ago

"Say you're sorry!" "Ok. You're sorry!"
arjun.shriv 12 months ago

More like "Sorry not sorry".
The Collector 12 months ago

You'll be sorry when Garfield destroys you.
oddhumor 12 months ago

You got what you asked for Garfield, just not what you intended. LOL!
BJ40Premium Member 12 months ago

That's why weighing yourself during dieting, is not a good thing to do, you'll only feel worse if there's no improvement.
Wilde Bill 12 months ago

Usually it says, "Hey! One at a time!"
hariseldon59 12 months ago

Similar to a joke used on the Flintstones decades ago

Fred: "How can you be so stupid?"Barney: "Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry!"Fred: "I'm sorry you're stupid."
amethyst52Premium Member 12 months ago

"One of you will have to get off."
salemadar_pete_11 12 months ago

Garfield is STILL fatV? Lay off the lasonya you fat cat !
BJ40Premium Member 12 months ago

I'm SO SORRY ….. NOT.

in a sarcastic tone.
SamuelMeasa 12 months ago

After 40 years with this machine, you think he would know better.
BJ40Premium Member 12 months ago

You've all heard of fender benders ?

Well, Garfield's a talking scale fender bender.
BJ40Premium Member 12 months ago

To quote Cartman from South Park … "I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED !!!".
Sanspareil 12 months ago

Garfield is not fat, just gravitationaly challenged!
dave1960 12 months ago

I didn't realize that flea collar weighed so much…..
TwilightFaze 12 months ago

This was a Flintstones skit. Just replace fat with stupid. It was funny then and it's funny now!
cubswin2016 12 months ago

It is time for Garfield to get a hammer.
rdav1248961Premium Member 12 months ago

Garfield isn't fat. He's horizontally gifted.
dcdete. 12 months ago

I'm trying to remember who first originated this You're fat/ I demand an apology joke? Rodney Dangerfield or W.C. Fields?
KianWatsonY10 12 months ago

If Santa was here he would give coal to that scale.
Troglodyte 12 months ago

Fat chance of getting an apology from that wise-a$$ scale, Garf! :D
jagedlo 12 months ago

You demand an apology, Garfield…for what, the truth?
DafnaFradkin 12 months ago

hey, guys! my birthday's next week!
Chris 12 months ago

jump on it next time. Lets see it respond to that. :D
FreyjaRNPremium Member 12 months ago

Garfield is going to bust that scale soon.
geese28 12 months ago

Just stomp it Garfield
Gent 12 months ago

Stop the fat shaming ya skinny clown!
Cameron1988Premium Member 12 months ago

Hammer that thing to death, Garfield
jnacombs 12 months ago

don't make him jump on you, like in the Thanksgiving special!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 12 months ago

If I had a hammer of 25 1/2 pounds…I would be 25 1/2 pounds heavier
KEA 12 months ago

this seems like a re-run
CaveCat87 12 months ago

See, this is why it's important to be specific in these types of situations. Garfield should have clarified for the scale to apologize for calling him fat, but he didn't. That's what TVTropes refers to as Ambiguous Syntax.
ChessPirate 12 months ago

"I demand a retraction!"

"OK, I'm not sorry that you're fat!"

((( ^ • ᴥ • ^ )))
Goat from PBS 12 months ago

The scale may be sorry, but we wouldn't have it any other way.
ThatMapleGuy 12 months ago

I know this is stupid but, is Garfield actually talking or is it a thought?
Katzi428 12 months ago

Garfield isn't fat! He's fluffy!!
MT Wallet 12 months ago

President Garfield was shot on this day in history. I read the strip last night in a real newspaper that had Garfield The Cat's age. Of course, no cat has ever lived that long and I think the strip needs to stop telling us his age. Looking at the comments to see if that was mentioned, I found a reference to President Garfield. The commenter was wrong, because Taft was the fat president. Jim Davis was named for his grandfather who was in turn named for the president.
Ray HelvyPremium Member 12 months ago

Fair enough, you got what you asked for, plus a bonus: truth.
karmakat01 12 months ago

you had it coming, Garfield.
w16521 12 months ago

Well that scale is brutally honest! At least it didn't yell out "Mercy"!
chromosomePremium Member 12 months ago

Looks like each of his feet are about as big as his stomach.
Firestar 10 months ago

HAHAHA! I have the book that that comic is in! #16